You know you’re a nerd when…

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1. You believe that choosing between two brands of pens is no laughing matter.
2. You make sure to write a tomorrow’s to-do list between putting on moisturizer and turning your lights off.
3. You cannot start your day right unless you’ve cleaned up your spam inbox.
4. Your problem isn’t about not getting anything done, but about getting only one thing done at a time, (thus, #7.)
5. You vehemently deny and scoff at anyone who accuses you of being a geek.
6. You want to marry a nongeek.
7. You listen to audio lectures while you’re having your nails done.
8. You regularly have your nails done so you can admire them while flipping through pages of your textbook.
9. You are secretly obsessing over chic lit.
10. You don’t commit a crime when no one is looking, you only write down your crush’s name several times on a spare notebook.
11. You read the ingredients and calorie break down of every product you consume.
12. When you were seven, you read the dictionary out of boredom.
13. When you were eight, you didn’t go biking with your friends because you were too busy trying to get Mario as many 1-Ups as possible.
14. You justify buying notebooks, pens and other school supplies you don’t need by telling yourself ‘just in case’ ten times.
15. You cyber-medicate yourself and ‘suddenly’ live out all the symptoms you read online.
16. You have a personalized stamp with your name and contact number to ‘brand’ your stuff.
17. You unconsciously highlight important matters when you read the paper.
18. You write product complaints to companies online.
19. You collect post-its in all colors, shapes and sizes.
20. You write lists like this to validate your existence hahaha.